I even once stood on the Mississippi River. No, not the shore, but some of it was actually frozen over. Christmas season 2005 in Nauvoo, Illinois (visiting relatives in Iowa who kind of live near said river).
Had a friend hit his tee shot on a par three. The lake was partially frozen. His shot bounced off the ice onto the green and into the hole. I don’t remember how many times it skipped but wasn’t anywhere near 23.
cereal killer over 12 years ago
Me too grandpa, me too…
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
When it comes to whoppers, the devil is ‘always’ in those pesky details… like frozen lakes.
At least he got the truth of it
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
Another smart remark from Earl.
Linguist over 12 years ago
Wait for winter, kid, and I’ll show you.
Templo S.U.D. over 12 years ago
I even once stood on the Mississippi River. No, not the shore, but some of it was actually frozen over. Christmas season 2005 in Nauvoo, Illinois (visiting relatives in Iowa who kind of live near said river).
codedaddy over 12 years ago
And I walk on water (under those conditions).
thirdguy over 12 years ago
Like hitting a grand slam, with the wind blowing out.The conditions have to be right.
daveoverpar over 12 years ago
Had a friend hit his tee shot on a par three. The lake was partially frozen. His shot bounced off the ice onto the green and into the hole. I don’t remember how many times it skipped but wasn’t anywhere near 23.
bvallinino over 12 years ago
Nelson is thinking “aw, skip it”
Number Three over 12 years ago
It looks impressive when people do that.
I’m sure you would pick it up easily, Nelson. You’re a fast learner after all.
xxx
pink1502 over 12 years ago
wow not the funniest ive heard but cute!!!!
J Short over 12 years ago
i was going to write something but skip it.