Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 08, 2012

That mosquito could drink a whole gallon ofblood at one setting.

You’re right, Wiz. That’s just one of the three sizes of normal mosquitoes we have in Texas – the biggest one, the kind that can open screen doors.Wait until you see the mutants you created.

yes, from this jar right here. the one labeled formaldehyde

A Wizful would do fine.

Must be a really large black lab; they can make a mess of the lawn.

In Minnesota, the State Bird is the Four-Engine Mosquito.They take you out for lunch. You don’t come back.

What’s got your panties in a bunch?

Had fun over time in Fl and in AK…Resurrection Bay, etc? My vote has got to be for AK.

That’s a real mutant! It has only five legs.

Time to call Henry .

You can not get blood from a rock.. Try Rodney… He has plenty of blood. As he has never spilled a drop of it.. Never having actually fought.. More of a run away kind of knight.. He should have plenty of blood. just saying :→

Somebody’s been inspired by Orkin commercials.

The Coast Guard at Galveston can’t use helicopters at night because the mosquitoes breed with them.

Try the mo-skeets in the Mississippi Delta…Cleveland, Greenwood….like that….that’d be one of the smaller ones.

love this cartoon!!!