Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 09, 2012

Eh? What? And deny history?

Soldiers has used many substances throughout history to build themselves up in order to face the battlefield.

It’s a matter of personal choice when you have a job to do, as long as you report fit for duty…

Anyone testing positive will lose their funding and be sent home.

An obvious attempt to “catch them with their pants down”.

Tim Wilson said, MacArthur smoked, Winston Churchill smoked, Eisenhower smoked. Nicotine won WWII. Then we started smoking pot and got whipped in Viet Nam.

I’m gonna burn one and head for the VA now…anybody want to argue?

and what’s more they killed people, burned villages, defoliated the countryside and lost.

ones testing negative are sent home

“We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!”

Yes, you wouldn’t want ’roid rage to ruin the war…

You, Dogsniff, have earned mine. Those 56000 (and the more than a million Vietnamese) are part of history. You are trying to change that history. You are part of the problem.

huzzah!