The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 29, 2012

Gnats believe in the Arthurian legend? Who gnu?

And a truly grate king he will be!

…and to all a good gnat.

Look out! It’s Morgana la Fly.

Tater Salad, Jeff Foxworthy and that other guy may show up.

Where’s the Gnat King Cole Slaw?

The other quest is to fly up somebody’s nostril.

After he pulls the toothpick, he can then find the grill of his dreams….

Snerk!

At the Italian picnic; “Gnat’s Amore!”

Boo!

I’d just like to see one of those gnats return the toothpick to the Lady of the Lake.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen european gnat?

Cut that out, cut that out, no singing!

The food went bad. Now Merlin is hurlin’.

A great laugh indeed.

No offense, but it should be “yon toothpick”. Not to be a gnat-picker.

Very clever, Scott, very clever! ;-)

Haha, nice play on words!

I see faces in the smoke from the food on the grill!

Lord of the Flies

As a side dish you could serve “Gnat’s King Cole Slaw”.

I welcome all gnats, mosquitos and even hornets to my grill…when it’s lit.