B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 12, 2012

ok, fat jokes it is: Your mom is so fat when she fell in love she broke it (Futurama)

Actually, gentlemen, it was Oliver Wendell Holmes who said that.

Inventor of twinkie is James Alexander Dewar. But quote belongs to Oliver Wendell Holmes as “legaleagle48” said before. There is an quote from James Dewar “Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open.”

Yeah, people actually began to believe you could MAKE food.

Didn’t Howard Carter find Twinkie in King Tut’s coffin? And, didn’t Carter prceed to eat said Twinkie and that it was still creamy and moist? Just asking.

But we like Abbie Normal.

Excuse me while I whip this out……… ;)

Lets not sugar-coat it.

If it was the inventor of the Twinkie, then the quote should be about stretching a belly.

I HEARD IN HIS YOUNGER YEARS AT SCHOOL, JAMES DEWAR, THE INVENTOR OF THE TWINKIE, WAS A CREAM PUFF….

I thought Dewar had something to do with Thermos flasks.

just ask Dr Albert Hofmann

Mmmm. Twinkies …