Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 17, 2012

Dole Office Clerk: Occupation? Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. Dole Office Clerk: What? Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension. Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a bullshit artist! Comicus: Grumble… Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week? Comicus: No. Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to bullshit last week? Comicus: Yes! - History of the World, Part1

Ayn Rand as a little girl

Chief Philosophy Officer?

I believe most places call that the janitor.

YEP. LOL

Or if not…T.V. shows!!

This was apparently Romney’s position at Bain, so she’s got a real shot here.

Not just janitor – there’s also the even more popular “Unemployed.”