Tomorrow, the microwave.
Reminds me of an old Woody Allen routine, where he gathers all his electrical appliances together to have a talk about why they hate him.
And the meat locker has been giving her the cold shoulder.
My toaster hates me !
The garbage disposal’s been trash-talking her.
Not to interrupt the puns, but a formatting note: Pab, could you be less subtle with the balloon placement? I keep reading them out of sequence, and it spoils the joke.
I now return you to Her Majesty’s battle with her mixer, which she is beating.
Finchley wasn’t a Luddite. The machines started it!
My crockpot is a crackpot.
…my vacuum cleaner sucks!
Even in a neurotic existentialist state, QV maintains the Royal “we.”
our swiffer has been swiped!
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
Tomorrow, the microwave.
Linguist over 12 years ago
Reminds me of an old Woody Allen routine, where he gathers all his electrical appliances together to have a talk about why they hate him.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
And the meat locker has been giving her the cold shoulder.
Linguist over 12 years ago
My toaster hates me !
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
The garbage disposal’s been trash-talking her.
steverinoCT over 12 years ago
Not to interrupt the puns, but a formatting note: Pab, could you be less subtle with the balloon placement? I keep reading them out of sequence, and it spoils the joke.
I now return you to Her Majesty’s battle with her mixer, which she is beating.
Kip W over 12 years ago
Finchley wasn’t a Luddite. The machines started it!
Mostly Water Premium Member over 12 years ago
My crockpot is a crackpot.
jadoo823 over 12 years ago
…my vacuum cleaner sucks!
Whitecamry over 12 years ago
Even in a neurotic existentialist state, QV maintains the Royal “we.”
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
our swiffer has been swiped!