Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 18, 2012

Mitt Romney’s self-deportation plan in action.

Too bad this wasn’t the case here in the US.

Juliar should read this.

Start by exiling the “King” of America.

So that’s why the UFOs still visit you?

It didn’t work for South Africa either. In the midst of Apartheid, blacks from all over Africa flocked to South Africa because THAT was the only place in the whole continent where they could find work and an at least halfway decent wage!

Leave Rush along!

The best way to keep’er afloat and sailing is first get a new Captain (President) and then repair (undo) all the damage done to the ship under the previous Captain.

well, freedom to bitch is apparently still in force

This is exactly what’s been happening in some states like California since 2009.

Waiting for the gov. to fix something is like a guy that owns a boat waiting for someone to save him from a flood. You are the government! My girl started with a card table and six plates and now sells $10 mil per year and growing. Buy a pair of boots and pull on those straps

We can only hope…

Maybe the president will run too.

Thanks Usurper Barry for destroying our economy.…………………………………….Yes, Bush left it in such GREAT SHAPE!

Funny I thought that was what we were trying to do, fix the stuff left from the last Capt. Except the far right said right from the start that their main purpose in life was doing every thing they could do to upset the ship and wash the new Capt away, Instead of trying to fix all Bush’s mistakes.……………………………………………I am SO happy that SOME people can see it as it really is.

that explains all of the legal emmigration and renunciation of citizenship!!!

The first is Barry’s Death Care that will destroy health care here.…………………………………….Wow! Have they ever done a good brainwashing on you!

Well, he that puts a twist on things. You got to know how to spin the stats. LOL!

How about the simple fact he can’t say Corps properly??………………………………………………..I can’t remember a single instance in which Bush mispronounced a word.Well I do have a vague memory of the time he said,“Fool me once, shame on…shame on…”And I LOVED the way he pronounced NUCULAR (so many times). Gave me quite a few chuckles — and also a few chills – to think that the people of this country had elected him into the presidency.I also seem to recall that he was SHOCKED when he heard that half of the people in the United States were below average. Somehow, I was not impressed by the degree of his intelligence. I’m still trying to figure him out.

many of our seniors are currently moving to Mexico because it has a universal health program available for roughly $600 a year. Mexican gov is currently worried it will crash their economy.

National flower and vegetable provider business recently bought a huge tract of land locally and has built it up like a giant prison with huge mounds of leveled earth and six foot fences around it. Their big selling point was that they were going to use south American laborers, but they’d stay on the "compound, buy all their goods there and not mix with the locals. For this our city council gave them a huge tax break and the mayor said it was nice to have a big business come in since the state prison had moved out. Loss: $20 plus per hour jobs with good benefits and people who frequented local businesses, plus gthe property tax revenues from roughly 50 acres of land. Gain: we’ll have to figure out what the pols and the construction guys got paid because no one else beyond that far away business is likely to gain anything. Did I mention the local government is run by Republicans?

Like Bush solved our surplus “problem”! HA!

Every major industrial country in the world offers a form of universal health care, all of the highly functional. What they don’t have is insurance companies covered by antitrust law exemptions who have tentacles in every financial entity in the country and contribute massively to one party who keeps giving them more and more exceptions from the law and any legal responsibility for their actions.

Hawaii has a state system that functions quite well for an American Example.

You’re drinking Fox Kool-aid.

I keep seeing the name ‘BARRY’ poping up in a derogatory manor. Why are you dishing on Senator BARRY Goldwater? He was a 5 term Senator and passed away in May 1998. Why can the dead not Rest In Peace?

Ostriches! It IS hapening. You will soon have to pick the tomatoes and tobacco!!!

Yeah, leave Rush alone; in a deep, dark, dank dungeon! For life!!