Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for July 28, 2012

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    The Nihilist  over 12 years ago

    Just plant Catnip — problem solved

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Garden gnomes belong in wood chippers.

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    NE1956  over 12 years ago

    This could be another Gnomageddon. (You have to know who Phineas & Ferb are to get that).

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    Gokie5  over 12 years ago

    Aw, I think he’s cute. Want one. BTW, most garden gnomes I see today are made of stuff that would mess up a wood chipper.

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    pierreandnicole  over 12 years ago

    Peekaboo….go play elsewhere and leave outdoor life alone.

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    gosfreikempe  over 12 years ago

    Best gnomes I ever saw were sitting around a fire; they had evil little grins and were smoking their clay pipes, as a plastic flamingo tuned slowly on a spit.

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    Puddleglum2  over 12 years ago

    “Lawn ornaments don’t have claws!”…but hidden bush ornaments do!

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    underwriter  over 12 years ago

    Try Gnome-Be-Gone.

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    Doctor11  over 12 years ago

    Peekaboo is on the hunt…again.

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    Mitchtheone  over 12 years ago

    The World Wide Garden Gnome Liberation Party lives.. all garden Gnomes will be freed.. So that they can live happily in the woods with snow white..

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    Gnomes are a genetic group within dwarfs, like brownies in elves, and pygmies in humans. Lawn gnomes get the same reaction among dwarfs as curb jockeys do in the ’hood.

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