Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 10, 2012

… see, your first mistake was letting rat come over …

Just put a chip on a big ’ol rat trap and presto! Problem solved.

ninny goat gruff

Goat, you asked for it. You should know Rat by now! We do.

pshh

Rats’ a Rat…what did you expect.

Head butt the rat right out the door.

Looks like Rat is inclined to finish off the chips, and torture Goat at the same time.

“Consider it done” is now my new standard answer.

Consider this FUNNY. Consider me happy.

I bet that’s not cracked pepper on the leftovers!

Well really consider means “think” so that doesn’t mean Rat would really actually do it.

Goat, you should give Rat a piece of your mind; in other words, head-butt that butt-head.

Rude Rat!

I would love to see Goat just fling him through that TV screen.

xxx

I had a partner once who always replied “No problem” when asked to do something by a client. It was no problem for him, because he would ignore the request. When I realized what he meant by “no problem,” I solved my problem by severing the business relationship.

Clip his ears.

That Rat. He’s all that and a bag ’o chips.

i have a psychopathically lazy family member that will syphon you dry of cash, snacks, and drinks, then go to latch his parasitic self onto someone else. and never NEVER washes his hands. EVER. uck. Rat’s a soft touch.

ZNM (Zeeba Neighba Moment)