Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 06, 2012

Drought = 0 mosquitoes…(or fruit….)

LOL! Can’t believe he fell for it!

Those zappers aren’t effective, so being more effective is a low bar. Caulfield might have been right.

Well, smoking IS bad for their health

But mosquitoes are not attracted to them, so you are killing moths that may be pollinating flowers.

You are sick!

Drought…no mosquitoes here until the 2nd monsoon rain. It was so dry the first one didn’t raise them from the dust. Only a few now. We’re in trouble with the pollinating insects.

I guess you’ve all noticed. Hot enough?

re: Caulfield vs. Coach Hacker. It is not considered sporting to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Worse yet, they assigned the dance teacher to teach 7th grade history to fill out her schedule. When I asked about her qualifications to teach history, she kept telling me she has a masters in dance. That won’t help her teach a world tour set in the Middle Ages. (Europe, West Africa, Japan, China, Mayas, Incas, Aztecs) followed by Renaissance, Reformation & the Enlightenment.

Woah! Coach Hacker knows the word “effective”!