Monty by Jim Meddick for July 31, 2012
July 30, 2012
August 01, 2012
Transcript:
A hat, cape... Silver handled cane?! Ah yes! It behooves an author to adopt certain satorial eccentricities... It alerts are public: here is an artist!... An individual of unique sensibilities! Now I'm off for a night of pub hopping and witty banter... The necessary inspiration for all great works of fiction! Later... Did you get inspired? I got beat up in the parking lot of the Dairy Queen...
Crumbucket over 12 years ago
The adventures of the Dairy Queen gang all over again…
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
That doesn’t seem to have involved much witty banter: more batter than banter, in fact. Sorry, Monty, you are no “eccentric artist/author”; just another everyday mugging victim who probably provoked the baddies by his appearance….
shamino over 12 years ago
If you’re going to dress like a clicheéd writer, then you need to act like one too. Which means no going to Dairy Queen or McDonalds. It means you go to small cabaret-style night clubs drinking absynth or something else suitably anacrhonistic.
Simon Seamount over 12 years ago
Sorry, Monty, this is America, not England.
Dave459 over 12 years ago
Show me a farmer in high heels and I’ll show you a dairy queen . . . .
Thinking May Help Premium Member over 12 years ago
So — it is a “natural” thing for you, that people get “beaten up” by other people, just because they are dressed somehow different?
OldestandWisest over 12 years ago
That “Doctor Who” style probably does play better in England.
mjbeach over 12 years ago
Look! Down in the gutter! It’s Supernerd!
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Got one of those new HeadBuster Parfaits