Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 14, 2012

And sliced and diced watermelon!

Know just how you feel.

Why is it that I always get such a warm and fuzzy feeling every time I see Vlad the Impaler ?He looks like one of the crew on my galleon, The Irish Rover.

Huggles? Kissy-kisses? Wishy-wishes?!Is Teresa going all girly-girl on us?Thank goodness there’s a mad impaler to provide some balance and reassurance!

Gee! I am a little hungry for Watermelon now.

I’m a little hungry for Japanese now.

That isn’t a wooden stake he’s holding, is it?

Get the poor man a watermelon knife.

Dos vidanya.

Soon after, the expression stabbing the melon came into vogue.

Re; FB Moose chili….I suppose if one really wanted to, one could replace the moose ingredients with beef, but that would probably take all the fun out of hunting down, killing and eviscerating a moose.

is it just me or does anyone else think that “seedless” watermelons are bland and less than sweet?somethings are not better when “improved”.

i’m torn…i don’t know if i like all the rabbits more, or the obviously female fruit.

I do think we’ve had a redundancy of rabbits lately. While I have a certain liking for leporidae, they seem to be everywhere.. I think I’m going hopping mad seeing all of them.

: )

Re the Blog. An abundance of rabbits, doors and nipples in the past day or two. I love it!

rabbit redux

So, I was saying to my friend, Harvey, just the other day….Why can’t these little guys be more like you ? Even at 6’ 3.5" tall, you’re not intrusive. In fact your presence is hardly noticed.Why can’t a bunny be more like a pooka ?

Tee – if you’re in San Diego would you say hello to Garfield for me? (and try to steal some of his lasagna – I feel a relapse coming on). DBV

T, is that Frog Applause propping up one of the legs of the table at Comic-con?

I’ll try anything. Mouse. cat, dog, anaconda. just don’t expect me to sacrifice any of my pets..Horse is OK. Goat, good. If I’m starving and someone dies……...I prefer vegetables, though.

Re: Blog

We are all making it up as we go along.

.So true.

Hey, what comedian used to shout:“HEY RAAAABBIIIIIIT!”?

He needs to listen to the Barney song.

I would say the watermelon may be covering the real gore.

I previously suggested that maybe the moose chili recipe on FB might be substituted with beef, but if I said that one might use rabbit meat instead some people just might get offended.

I’ve got no problem with bunnies.

Teresa, I love those Lunchbox Awesome lunches, which she calls “bento.” As with many of your other submissions, this one sent me to Google. Bento is now considered a Japanese art form. Here’s more info on the cartoon version, called “kyaraben” or “character bento”: http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/05/10/kyaraben-bento-box/

“No, Sally. You cannot do this. You are too little.” I think she’s doing just fine. Leave her alone….