Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 27, 2012
Transcript:
Alice: This is my backyard, Guinea Pig. Mr. Danders: Very nice, please put me down. Alice: That's my swing. It has a slide. Mr. Danders: It's nerve-wracking to be carried around. Alice: That's either where a UFO landed or where my wading pool sat too long. Take your pick. Mr. Danders: Yes, yes. Put me down, please.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Put the little fellow down already!
Harryfan over 12 years ago
I had a guinea pig when I was a kid. I held him to long and he peed on me. If I were you, I would put Dander down as he is a large capacity guinea pig.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Mr. Danders is being very polite with Alice. I think he likes her, except for the being-carried-around thing!
einarbt7 over 12 years ago
Can we call this guinea pig Petey the second? Petey II
Crumbucket over 12 years ago
Don’t you think wanting to be “put down” is a trifle ambiguous?
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Talk about in one ear and out the other.
LHPuttgrass over 12 years ago
I hear the voice of Michael Caine.
lisfnord over 12 years ago
@Richard S. Russellthat sounds like something Mark Twain would say :)
Kathy Freeman over 12 years ago
akk. =^..^=
rolleg over 12 years ago
Mr. Danders sounds a lot like Petey.
merbates over 12 years ago
@Richard S. RussellInteresting!
Poor Mr. Danders. Alice is the only one who can hear him and she isn’t listening. He is rather polite about it.
neatslob Premium Member over 12 years ago
Check out 7/30/2010 for an adult that can definitely hear him.
genghis.shaman over 12 years ago
Maybe he wouldn’t mind so much if she was carrying him so his feet were resting on something! You shouldn’t carry animals the way she’s doing.
Gilda Blackmore over 12 years ago
The wonderful thing about them is you both do and don’t hear them! Aaaaah….Ha!
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
“Words with opposing meanings are also known as autantonyms, antagonyms, or even Janus words.”Thanks for the treatise, Richard. I had wondered about autantonyms on a biweekly basis. (That’s the only one I can think of -but don’t think meanings of “biweekly” are exactly opposite.)
tazz555 over 12 years ago
Im betting that is where Petey walks un circles worrying about such crisises as a stinkbug in his way, or whether or not him eating a pickle will drop his picky eating rating or whatever he worries about
tinachambers over 12 years ago
More Danders!
CrazyIrishOperaGirl over 12 years ago
Thanks for the info!!!!
Thehag over 12 years ago
Very cool. Thank you.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
For one thing, she’s holding him too tight. He told me so. (I can hear him too!)
CrazyIrishOperaGirl over 12 years ago
What kind of irresponsible preschool teacher would risk all the things that could possibly happen to a guinea pig in the sole care of a four-year-old????
calvinsfriend110 over 12 years ago
You hear him, Alice.
Miserichord over 12 years ago
You are incorrect in the Peace Pledge example, it is clearly the first usage.“I will never Sanction” equals “I will never allow”
Sanction used as a verb is the first case, as in allow.
Sanction use as a noun can be either approving or disapproving.
rolleg over 12 years ago
That’s Ms. Bliss – nomen est omen.