Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 24, 2012

Affi — if he were lucky, it would kill him right before the bullet.

Oooh — is that where they got the name of “Lucky Strikes?”

How ’bout a shot of heroin?

How ’bout a shot of heroin? Not much chance of becoming addicted,……..

“I’d like the kevlar full body patch, made by ArmorTech.”

Could I take the Camel 30 day mildness test.

It won’t be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.

They’re going to smoke him anyway..

They asked me how I knew my time here was through.I of course replied…. Smoke Gets in Your Eyes.

Thanks for the morning laugh. That was good!

We keep having these ozone days and I keep thinking "If I WANTED to smoke a bleedin’ cigar I’d do it!

Oh, and a shout-out to Anther for yesterday’s nod to Danny Kaye’s classic “Court Jester” comedy.

Those nicotine patches are really hard to light.

lol