Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 10, 2009

I like the way you think, Dill!

Santas Little Helper! Isn’t that the name of the dog that is owned by Bart Simpson and his family?

Dill is becoming quite an entrepreneur!

Alice is pretty sharp too – a well-placed bribe can do wonders.

Ah, the simplicty of a youth’s taste bud. I remember eating those fried balogna sandwiches. Now I wouldn’t touch ‘em with a ten foot poll. In fact, I don’t even buy bologna.

I think the price of getting on the nice list is a little high for someone like Alice.

If Dill keeps eating like that he won’t be able to fit his arm through the mail slot.

Dill learned the finer points of extortion from his older brothers

I like the tiny pink boots in the corner.

A guarantee of favorable treatment if fried bologa is given isn’t extortion, it’s bribery.

A guarantee of unfavorable treatment if fried bologna is withheld is extortion.

The United States Code of Fried Bologna Procedure (USCFBP) is clear on the distinction.

Fried balogna is almost as good as fried Spam.

Great !! Now I want some cookies. Will Dill share ?

i used to make fried bologna sammiches all the time

my son thinks it’s gross, but he won’t ever try one

At least I’ve tried them to know they’re gross. But for some, looks are everything, though deceiving they may be.

Mmmmmm…Boston Cream Pie……

Boston C Pie through the mail slot? hmmmmm?

Yep, the price of getting what you want keeps going up all the time. ALice you should quit while you’re ahead

Did his brothers put him up to this?