Endtown by Aaron Neathery for August 13, 2012

All things to all places in the Multiverse. Just try not to wrap your brain around it or else you’ll lose it for sure.

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Ducks don’t eat trout. And cinnamon flavor???? WOW. AM you are really winding up a party according to the expression on the duck’s face. He should have asked for prime rib with baked potatoes and sour cream with butter and a splash of onion. That’s my idea of infinite!!!Blessed Be

I used a similar concept called a “Quantum Snatcher.” The scientist who invented it proved that it worked by allowing his fellow, unbelieving scientist to program the machine to snatch anything he wanted from some quantum universe, anything at all. How could he know the guy would choose to manifest a six-foot tall, cartoon rabbit Samurai? [No relation to Usagi Yojimbo.]

Mango Locust would make a great coffee mug!——————Choco Blasts! It’s chocoblastastic!

Dadof3 – Ok, this proves it! In an infinite multiverse, somewhere out there, Mallard is talking across the table to himself wearing his human suit. And the snowball on the table between them is melting quickly.

View my comedy sketch atKitchen DestroyersI called it Kitchen Destroyers, because some company rudely inserted a product advertisement in the style of a posting, and titled it Kitchen Suppliers. Therefore, what was supplied needed to be destroyed, after a good spanking.

I would have asked for some beet yogurt… or perhaps some clam pudding. But, hey, cinnamon trout gum works just as well.

Is this the point where Mallard asks cor his brown pants?

Mallard’s pose in the 3rd panel looks so familiar to me – but I can’t figure from what. Aaron, is that a “tip of the hat” to someone?

Mallard must be from Missouri…

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Next stop: the reality where they have developed a cure for the mutagen, perhaps?

I could see that packet of gum picture on a mug.

There’s also the possibility that Marx manipulated Mallard into asking for the trout gum, however improbable it seems. Mentalists have been doing such things for years.For example, mentalist Derren Brown got actor Simon Pegg to ask for a red BMX bike and to believe that’s what he’s always wanted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=befugtgikMg.If Marx had done his homework on Mallard, he could have anticipated the request. In Babylon 5, a technomage got Sheridan to reminisce about orange blossoms, and left him with a fresh orange blossom. Marx is pretty much a technomage.

Got it. Hmm, Koney Buni (sic Coney Bunny) a little redundant isn’t it? No wonder he’s a angry, katana-weilding, long-eared galoot.

Did someone mentioned me?

I think Mallard is just a tad out of his league here.

No. No Harvey. {But see my last post for a weird synchronistic connection with “Harvey.”]

Aaron Marx said he won the flying ship from the Lucranians. I think I can see how. NEVER play cards with him for money.

Oh God! Why did I ask for angry bees!?

people overdo the infinite universes concept. Consider that even if all is possible, not all is probable. And some things would be impossible to access from our reality, even if they did exist—- substances that violated our universe’s physical laws, or contradicted logic or causality (Rocks too big for God to lift, in a manner of speaking ). Also, universes whose differences were too infinitesimally small to make a substantial, quantifiable difference would probably be effectively the same universe)