FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 03, 2012

pry a 94 yarder going to the right

(My comment carried over from yesterday as I posted it very late6:)@Redkayceri Repoc: Actually, the Scots were Irish. They came from Ireland and established the kingdom of Dalriada in Scotland and founded the royal dynasty of Scotland.

I don’t know who invented golf, but I read once that it was played by Mary Queen of Scots who had a French mother

Quit showing off, Jason!

√25!

The sad thing is he’s probably going to score better than his dad.

I think you’re supposed to yell fore BEFORE your ball bonks someone.

I say Jason is trying to make sure that his dad NEVER asks him to play golf with him again.

Why is Jason shouting twenty-four?

Al Czervik [Rodney Dangerfield]: Fore![Upon realizing that he hit Judge Smails (Ted Knight) in the groin: I should’a yelled “two”!Caddyshack

Looks like Jason has more of a mind for True Swing than Peter.

Maybe that’s because he/she has a handicap to figure into the score.

Sure—it’s nerdy, but in a fun way. Made me smile. (Maybe since I’m a golfer?)