The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 12, 2012

Son : Pop, does it bother you for me to ask so many questions?

Pop: Of course, not, son. How else will you learn anything?

Don’t say I don’t know; look it up! Used to be check the encyclopedia, now with the internet there’s no excuse for staying ignorant on a subject you are interested in.

My Dad would have answered me with, “To make little boys like you ask questions.”

60 divisions was chosen in ancient times because of ease of dividing into even segments, lightning bugs use a chemical called Luciferace to produce cold light, people don’t fall of the bottom because of gravity which holds all of us onto the surface, the sky is blue because of the size and distance of separation of air particles that scatter blue light from the visibl spectrum, you ask a lot of questions because you are a child.

The dumbest question I’ve ever known, is the one that’s never asked.

Be thankful it’s not Hurricane Hattie asking Brutus those questions.

Look it up on the net. Just go to ask.com.

Because those who first worked with clocks considered 60 a “perfect” number.

What did cows do for hay before they had farmers?

When I was a kid, all that stuff would’ve taken a lot of time to find out. Now it’s all just seconds away with google.