Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 20, 2012

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    rockngolfer  about 12 years ago

    You should get a little kittykat and just have to scoop twice a day.

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  2. Emerald
    margueritem  about 12 years ago

    Such a slob of a dog.

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    pouncingtiger  about 12 years ago

    If you think that’s bad, you should see the poker table.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Yeah, people say “it’s a dog’s life” as if that were a bad thing!

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    TiffWHO  about 12 years ago

    Hey dog. would you care for a ride down to the vet? I’m sure she will clean up a problem too.

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    stripseeker  about 12 years ago

    Dog:

    “Hey, how about taking that sour look off your face, lady? Don’t even want to hear any griping.You’re the one who adopted me and not the other way around, remember?I often think what life might have been like if the next couple to come to the pound had more sufficient monetary resources. By the way, this beer and pizza routine is wearing thin.How about an upgrade to prime rib and Jack Daniels? I need something with a little more kick to it”.

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