Man: Time flies I'll be 96 years old tomorrow. Herman: To what do you attribute your long life? Man: Skydiving...and swimming with sharks. Herman: How come? Man: I never did either of them.
The secret to longevity is to keep breathing. (Quote by – Sophie Tucker)
Time flies when you’re having fun. Not that much otherwise.
“If at first you don’t succeed…you probably shouldn’t have tried skydiving” — bumpersticker I spottted on the road Friday
Hard work won’t kill ya – but it’ll sure make ya feel old.
Stay upright and keep moving.
And milking cobras plus tiger hunting.
Eat vegetables every day for 100 years and you will live a long life.
Note to self: don’t take up skydiving.
Damn this strip makes me miss him.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
el8 about 12 years ago
The secret to longevity is to keep breathing. (Quote by – Sophie Tucker)
rshive about 12 years ago
Time flies when you’re having fun. Not that much otherwise.
Simon_Jester about 12 years ago
“If at first you don’t succeed…you probably shouldn’t have tried skydiving” — bumpersticker I spottted on the road Friday
Linguist about 12 years ago
Hard work won’t kill ya – but it’ll sure make ya feel old.
elizabetha83522 about 12 years ago
Stay upright and keep moving.
iced tea about 12 years ago
And milking cobras plus tiger hunting.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 12 years ago
Eat vegetables every day for 100 years and you will live a long life.
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
Note to self: don’t take up skydiving.
Damn this strip makes me miss him.