The only possible answer to the “Do I look fat?” question is basically a dodge: “You look great!” Any other answer turns deep doo-doo into deeper doo-doo.
“I don’t see any fat.” (Said while looking away. Or with the knowledge that her clothes are covering the fat, which doesn’t work if she’s unclothed, in which case you will be looking away.)
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Oh my gosh, that was funny.
poppy1313 almost 15 years ago
Good answer
ArtyG almost 15 years ago
Not really, there is no good answer to that question. The only hope is to feign a heart attack.
pksampso almost 15 years ago
The only possible answer to the “Do I look fat?” question is basically a dodge: “You look great!” Any other answer turns deep doo-doo into deeper doo-doo.
Nebulous Premium Member almost 15 years ago
The proper response to “Does this dress make me look fat?” is to scream in terror and run away.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 15 years ago
“If you did, it would be an amazing optical illusion!” said with proper inflection works for me.
Of course everyone in Cornered suffers that optical illusion.
bald almost 15 years ago
does this pair of pants make me look fat?
no it’s the fat on your butt and thighs that makes you look fat
Edcole1961 almost 15 years ago
As seen on “The Buckets” a little over two years ago.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
“If you spell it P-H-A-T.”
“Will I look flat?”
“Fit? Sure!”
“I don’t see any fat.” (Said while looking away. Or with the knowledge that her clothes are covering the fat, which doesn’t work if she’s unclothed, in which case you will be looking away.)
gulfcoastgrl almost 15 years ago
lol @ Coyoty!