Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 14, 2010

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Soul mate or sole mate, either way.

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    poppy1313  almost 15 years ago

    Sock mate

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Sue soaps soiled, solo socks by the swooning swain.

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    Creniere  almost 15 years ago

    Sock it to me! …oh my, I just dated myself…

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    kit_jefferson  almost 15 years ago

    Creniere said

    Sock it to me! …oh my, I just dated myself…

    Yep, you also might want to look that up in your Funk And Wagnalls.

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    jpozenel  almost 15 years ago

    Laundromats have always been very intimate places to meet women and find a sock that might match a missing one. Hopefully they’re the right size.

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    HowieL  almost 15 years ago

    Would you call me darling? WHOMP! Would you call me swetheart? WHOMP! Would you call me an ambulance?

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    ronaldmundy  almost 15 years ago

    i just need to find a woman to handel my load…….. of laundry.

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    alan.gurka  over 12 years ago

    And if he has her missing sock in his basket, that would make them the perfect match.

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