Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 06, 2012

That sounds like a lot of people where I work.

the dream job, nobody knows who you are or what you do, but you never get laid off and the check gets deposited every week

He’s the person who keeps your noses clean and your bottoms wiped! He needs a bonus!

My name is Robert Smith, I work in Human Resources running the Employee Stock Purchase program, and as the result of careful investing over the last 40 years, I now own 51% of the company,

You’re all fired,

I had a job like that, kept it for thirty years. After I retired I found out that one of the bosses had said “I didn’t realize how much he did until he left”. Been retired many years now, and still miss it.

Don’t tell them, once they know, they’ll let you go… IT"S A TRAP!!! ; ))

The next line is: ‘You Are Fired’.