FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 20, 2012

Would one play Green Lantern with an onion ring?

When I was a kid during the Korean war when the Chinese suddenly intervened in the war, I used to pretend the rice I was eating was Chinese troops that I had to defeat by eating the rice.

Next it’s the French Fry Connection

Or maybe Harry Potter tots?

Silly, silly, boys.

I don’t think the Shari’s would approve of me singing “That’s What Bilbo Baggins Hates” during steak and bottomless shrimp night.

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