In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 25, 2012

  1. Pirate63
    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    He works for DOT in the off-season.

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    James Hopkins  almost 12 years ago

    Four way stop! Deer crossing! No U-Turns!

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  3. Topcat002
    Top Cat  almost 12 years ago

    They always run on yellow!

    Around here, drivers run yellow lights for sport. Yellow means speed up and beat the red instead of slow down, prepare to stop.

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    PICTO  almost 12 years ago

    I always stop for the green lights so I don’t get hit by the fools running the red light.

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    hippogriff  almost 12 years ago

    picto: Now you tell me! A got creamed by a fool who thought 50+ mph was the proper speed to run a red light in downtown Dallas. That was over a quarter century ago and I still have knee problems. Of course, do that there and you will get rear-ended and the police will ticket you for obstructing traffic.

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  6. Pirate63
    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    Here in Florida, Green means Go, Red means Stop ( if you have to ) and Yellow means Floor It !

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    renewed1  almost 12 years ago

    I always check my rear view mirror before stopping to make sure the driver behind me isn’t going to try to run the light.

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    Meek1960  almost 12 years ago

    There is no parking in the Red Zone!

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