My father was a gambler and an alcoholic, but he was also very vain. So one day, he gave up his vices to save up enough money for a hair transplant. Two days after the transplant was complete, he got drunk and — on a $20 bet — shaved his head. So, I owe him $20 bucks. – Margaret Smith
el8 over 12 years ago
I don’t gamble but I gambol.
Agent54 over 12 years ago
Anyone who drives a car gambles. With their lives and their money.
el8 over 12 years ago
My father was a gambler and an alcoholic, but he was also very vain. So one day, he gave up his vices to save up enough money for a hair transplant. Two days after the transplant was complete, he got drunk and — on a $20 bet — shaved his head. So, I owe him $20 bucks. – Margaret Smith
tahoeh2o over 12 years ago
You can’t lose if you don’t play…
Mowog over 12 years ago
The lottery is a special tax for those not good at maths.
The Life I Draw Upon over 12 years ago
Our state lottery is for the schools. We are teaching our kids to gamble.
jtviper7 over 12 years ago
Guess if I gamble or not.
Dewed over 12 years ago
Bet you can’t
RabbitDad over 12 years ago
Didn’t BC run this gag before?
rogerwms over 12 years ago
Can anyone bring BC for 23 Oct 2006?
Karaboo2 over 12 years ago
Winners & Losers Powerball 320million
Marv Premium Member over 1 year ago
First saw this joke on a Barney Miller episode circa 1978 & I still like it.