Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 02, 2012

This kids going to have one Thor back lugging that around

It’s hammer time!

(The preceding comment is just something I had left over from August 29th.)

You thor !! I’m so thor I can’t pith.

Americanization…

@INGSOC

The weapon of choice for bringing road rage disputes to a successful conclusion.

What if Norway got it right, and Thor is truly a god? I pity the athoreist.

@INGSOC

…..for the one with the hammer.

Ha! See Das Rheingold on PBS September 11. Wagner calls him “Donner” but we all know he’s really “Thor”

I’m a little Swedish and like these Norse legends. Thor-ily awesome.

By Grabthar’s Hammer, I swear you will be avenged!! Dr. Lazarus of GQ

@INSOC

Will join you, but insist upon Tennessee corn liquorfor my labors.

Speech joke!!

Would have been funnier if he had said, “Here, I thought you could uth thith”.