Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 14, 2012

Id Idol.

Bloodshed and extreme violence would be more humane.

That will pack the crowds in I’m sure.

If he bombs, the lions are sent in.

Uh-huh … so how’s getting Ryan Seacrest in better for human rights?

He needs a suit of armor to protect him from the crowd…

This is a sad day, indeed! Political correctness engulfs Id!!The King must be trying to appeal to some woman!!!A few more years and their country will fall apart, too!!!!

This is the first thing I thought of before I opened the comments. You beat me with the Wit as usual. …

I got an Idea Fink…Synchronized Catapulting.

Nooooooooo.

Jamie Farr would likely be a better judge along with J. P. Morgan And Chuck (Em)Barris WAS more entertaining than Seacrash.

No wonder Spartacus revolted or was revolted, one or the other.

@Radish

He also forgot the lyrics. No speech bubble. He’s humming the song.

@freeholder1

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@Hillbillyman

Synchronised Catapulting should be included in the next Olympics.The British blew it by not including this stellar event.You get the gold for your excellent suggestion.

@BigChiefDesoto

…..appeal to some woman…….Take it that you’re either single or will be geting hit over the head with a frying pan after the little woman reads your post.Ouch! Can feel your pain if married.

@Hillbillyman

The British get the gold for showcasing scantily-clad half-naked women in beach volleyball competition.Watched this event very closely myself.

You’re kidding, right? As with people all over the world, some Native Americans were warmongers by nature and nurture (some viciously) and some weren’t. It’s a matter of history and archaeology and it was going on many centuries before ANY Europeans found their way here. That doesn’t excuse the Europeans but saying that the natives automatically had a better way of doing things is wishful thinking.What everybody should’ve done is learned from each other. They had a lot to teach each other. But again, do you really expect that from human nature untrammeled?

LOL

nonsense, many native american tribes and nations were into war, resource grabbing, conquest, long before europeans came here.

Id’s Got NO Talent

So exactly what is the song that he is singing?

“Oh, What A Knight "(Four seasons),or, "Knights In White

Satin." (Moody Blues)

@somebodyshort

Hey! Is that Gene Gene the Dancing Machine I see there! Meanwhile, if that guy had a paper bag on his head, I’d think he was the Unknown Comic! Woohoo!