the Decoration of Independence guarantees the pursuit of Happy, along with life and livertrees … they also have the right to bear arms under the Bill of Rights
Paragraph II:WE hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness ‒ That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient Causes; and accordingly all Experience hath shewn, that Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the Forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future Security. Such has been the patient Sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the Necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The History of the present King of Great- Britain is a History of repeated Injuries and Usurpations, all having in direct Object the Establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid World.
heyward u. buzzov over 12 years ago
I have no idea what this comic means
chireef over 12 years ago
the Decoration of Independence guarantees the pursuit of Happy, along with life and livertrees … they also have the right to bear arms under the Bill of Rights
chireef over 12 years ago
but not bare legs… please no bare legs
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
Maybe it is the 4 bears that drank 100 beers in the cabin in Norway.
robolt over 12 years ago
Disenfranchised Dwarf.
lancemay over 12 years ago
humor is dwarfed by “i’m in a happy place”
derlehrer over 12 years ago
“Six out of seven dwarfs are not happy.”
runar over 12 years ago
Paragraph II:WE hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness ‒ That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient Causes; and accordingly all Experience hath shewn, that Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the Forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future Security. Such has been the patient Sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the Necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The History of the present King of Great- Britain is a History of repeated Injuries and Usurpations, all having in direct Object the Establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid World.
iced tea over 12 years ago
If your happy and you know it-RUN!
alan.gurka over 12 years ago
If he took out Grumpy first, then all the rest of the dwarves would be happy, and there’d be more Happy (or happiness) to go around.
ChuckSomer over 12 years ago
@runarIn the United States Code.