Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 03, 2012

nate you made a big mistake. get ready to have a burned burger.

Not good.

That’s the last thing a parent wants to hear from their child. Nate is always so cruel.

At first I misread this in excitement. I thought Marty said: I’m going to make your burger very very very very very BURGER-Y.

Years from now you will laugh at this Nate(NOT).

He cooks like my mother. She always liked to cook the flavor right out of everything.

Had my first burger in a long time yesterday. Was very very very very delicious.

Hoo-HOOOOOO!!!

Ultra-nuked, AND then drop a ‘lil Ex-lax on it before serving: for a holiday burger he won’t soon forget!! Haw! HAW!!

Hey, Natey Boy, big big mistake, you idiot. No Offense.

Guess you like burned burgers….McDonald’s added that to their menu.

Come on, what tween likes to hang out with parents? And what parent wants to hear it? lol

Given that dad burns the vast bulk of his cooking, how will his idea of burning the burger (which he woulda done anyway) teach Nate anything?

Bad idea Nate.

I can’t believe school starts tomorrow. : (

The,. Last. Day. Of. Summer. Vacation. :(

Don’t do it Marty!

Nate is in his “ME” world.

OR Marty could dig out his infamous recipe for the “crispy Halloween treats” he inflicted on the world some years back….you know, the ones even Spitzy gagged on, and Nate ended up using for batting practice. Still going fast! Chortle! CHORTLE!!

No need to ruin food, Dad.Just swat him with that spatula.

Don’t put too much ketchup.

A lump of coal for Labor Day.

Very x5 well done is pretty much burnt

i like the first 2 weeks of school and the last 2 the rest of it? nope

nice, nate. you did that to yourself

His burger is getting burnt.