Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 06, 2012
Transcript:
Before we begin, class, did anyone have any summer vacation adventures they'd like to share? I went on a tour of civil war battlefields, then wrote a 10,000-word piece of historical fiction based on what I learned! I thought other people might like it, so I submitted it to a small but prestigious literary magazine. It's going to be published! Wonderful, Gina! I was going to mention my hole-in-one at mini golf, but I've changed my mind.
BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) about 12 years ago
That’s just sick GinaA complete waste of summer vacation
thouπ about 12 years ago
she’s a total nerd and apparently that’s the main type of pupils teachers like
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
I think the hole in one is awesome.
Feed Me Comics! about 12 years ago
Nate should’ve told her that Doctor Cesspool got published/syndicated and he did a war comic version where he helps people in the army, but fails
Plods with ...™ about 12 years ago
she’s a match for one up in Dilbert
Feed Me Comics! about 12 years ago
I’m starting to think that I have bad eyes. Not for reading comics, not seeing…I don’t know. It’s just that, whenever I see PLODS WITH BEER’s profile picture, I always think it’s got penguins on them but now…I just realised it was a donkey. DX
i can see fine with other stuff except for my penguin mistake…please don’t tease me
just-ducky about 12 years ago
she sunk his hole in one
flagfly about 12 years ago
Gina is a show off…Nate is a show off wanna be.
OldestandWisest about 12 years ago
And how about mentioning the duckie and the horsie you saw in the clouds, Charlie Nate?
TArbiter about 12 years ago
Nate, the Cream Puffs were league champs, that’s worthy of mention. Everyone on your team will remember that forever. No one will ever see Gina’s story in that magazine, er, unless she buys every copy she can find and starts passing them out at school.
petersg_99 about 12 years ago
I keep thinking that Nate and Gina are destined to be together…
Comic Minister Premium Member about 12 years ago
Gina’s too smart!
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
If it was the Windmill hole I’d go for Nate. Those things are impossible!
orbenjawell Premium Member about 12 years ago
Here’s water for a fire: Gina’s as smug as they come, when she’s playing one-uppery, which she loves when Nate’s trapped in the seat in front of her in school.
Can we assume that she’s possibly : AhFibbing!! about the whole thing?
fritzoid Premium Member about 12 years ago
Gina, you rock. It’s Nate’s own fault if he’s threatened by your accomplishments.
“Everyone on your team will remember that forever. No one will ever see Gina’s story in that magazine…”
Nobody who’s NOT on Nate’s team is going to know or care about that championship for more than a month. Gina’s published article will be impressing college recruiters and potential employers for 20 years to come.
Bill Chapman about 12 years ago
byamrcn about 12 years ago
I think she’s lying. Even for her that’s just not plausible. Let’s see the evidence.
calvinsfriend110 about 12 years ago
I went to the library countless times.
Gluteus Maximus about 12 years ago
the gm dude is BACK!!!!!!!!
Gluteus Maximus about 12 years ago
how’s it goin fmc?
michael100 about 12 years ago
nates going to have another horrible year in p.s.38.
cookies333 about 12 years ago
Good point. I think Gina would be a very likable character if she wasn’t so smug.
cookies333 about 12 years ago
Gina is pretty smart, but Nate’s good at other things like drawing cartoons.
NightHawk2005 about 12 years ago
How is that a waste of a summer vacation? That’s a pretty awesome accomplishment by Gina.
2Lazy2WriteAUsername about 12 years ago
I am so jealous that I didn’t think of this first. Looks like I have my summer vacation for next year all planned out, though!
What? That’s not nerdy or a waste of a summer vacation. Historical fiction ROCKS. And 10,000 words is barely a novella – easily achieved in, say, a month. I AM SO DOING THIS.
kenivlikesbignate almost 12 years ago
10,000 words!!!! what a waste of summer vacation
Hermione4Ever about 11 years ago
If only i lived in one of those contries. At my school (6th grade) if you know what biased means, or even the formula for perimeter, you are going to get some odd, odd looks.
Hermione4Ever about 11 years ago
I also don’t want to offend anyone, but but yourself in Gina’s shoes. Your at a school, where you’re clearly smarter than most people. However, at this school, people are not valued for being smart. She’d probably have very few friends even if she didn’t brag. She brags to get attention, but it doesn’t work. She doesn’t even mean to brag sometimes. I mean, have any of you ever accidentally said something? I know I did, actually just a few days ago. We were talking about test scores, and when I told one person mine, he got really upset. Like, banging fist on the table, red in the face upset. Anyway, gina is clearly socially disabled. She needs sympathy, and she needs to learn to stop bragging.
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 6 years ago
Everyday is just like a school day for Gina.
Frogpants(Servant of Zomboss) almost 4 years ago
i once wrote a 3.5k word piece but not 10k
Killua Zoldyck over 3 years ago
you gotta appreciate how funny is to see nate suffer
BRINGBACKBILLY+BACONHAIRS+BRINGJUSTICETOROBLOX over 3 years ago
I hate Gina
NYAVOR!!! about 3 years ago
Wow that’s really cool Gina!
STUFF ENJOYER 9 months ago
A hole-in-one is pretty good.