Man 1: Wow, you've got a lot of scars. Ex-delta force? Navy seal? Hockey player, I'll bet. Man 2: Nope. Ex-cat groomer.
I had a cat once. Took it to the vet for a procedure. When I returned, the assistant had an entire arm bandaged and a dangerous looking scowl on his face. He pointed to it and said, “Your cat did this.”
Cue Ted Nugent.
He should have declawed them first.
Never, ever declaw a cat. It’s the same thing as cutting off your finger at the first knuckle.
cdward over 12 years ago
I had a cat once. Took it to the vet for a procedure. When I returned, the assistant had an entire arm bandaged and a dangerous looking scowl on his face. He pointed to it and said, “Your cat did this.”
J Short over 12 years ago
Cue Ted Nugent.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
He should have declawed them first.
rlaaldi Premium Member over 12 years ago
Never, ever declaw a cat. It’s the same thing as cutting off your finger at the first knuckle.