Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 02, 2012

Tempurpedic: the highly most dumb founded bed in America.(not really, it’s soft as heck)

Does that mattress have any memories of Sweet Fanny?

BTW, that is one krazy picture in panel 2.

Give the mattress to Rat. I’d love to see what the mattress would say about him.

Pig wore pants?

Pig should have bought a dumb mattress instead of a smart one!

At least he didn’t get the singing one that goes on and on with that Andrew Lloyd Weber song..@rf_eq; You’re probably correct (Thanks for the Memories).

Memories, like the corners of my mind …

Did he get it from the planet Squornshellous Zeta? (I appreciate whoever gets the reference)

Pastis remember all those guys (and girls) who beat you up in high school? They were trying to help you.

Thanks, for the mammaries…

Attn: Dorothy Lamore…

Thanks for the mammaries, The big ones and the small,On women short and tall The kind that bounce,The kind that sway,The kind that will come out to play,Oh, thank you, so much….

Knowing Rat, he’s probably taunting that dumb Pig.while hiding under the bed.

I didnt know it was memory foam- I thought rat was hidden in there talking to pig.

Good eyes, Sherlock!

All you comics fans don’t recognise Krazy Kat?

DONT PANIC

DON’T PANIC!

Oh, and the picture is, of course, Krazy Kat.

George Herriman rocks.

So, what would have happened if he had gotten the Sleep Number bed? Not number TWO I hope.

I have a chair made with memory foam and every time I eat burritos I can hear it pray for amnesia.

@Sarah Plain – Pig stopped wearing pants BECAUSE they split

I wouldn’t want my mattress to remember things I did on it.

Maybe Pig should have put a bag over his head when Goat said “mattress”. (Let’s see if anyone gets that reference.)

I sure don’t want my mattress telling any tales on me..

@hariseldon23“And did those men, in ancient times…”

I meant @hariseldon59

Pig doesn’t wear pants. How could he split them?

LOL LOL. Funny!

Poor Pig…

xxx

“And the memory foam is incredibly supportive.”

“Remember when you had dreams of being a serious actor, and now you’re the narrator for infomercials that have never brought any real joy to anyone anywhere?”

“You can put a glass of wine on this side of the mattress, jump up and down on the other, and not a drop will spill!”

“If I had your career prospects, I’d be drinking that wine. Of course, it won’t help you blot out the memories, because I’ll still be here. I’ll always be here. I come with a lifetime warranty.”

What is wrong with Goat? If I started a conversation with, “I heard you got a new bed. May I see it?” It is almost a up line.

I hope I never have a mattress like this. or any kind of talking mattress.

Charlie Brown got no valentines, didn’t cry………….*GOT NO HALOWEEN CANDY, NO CHRISTMAS CARDS and DIDN’T CRY !"

Goat makes that face in pretty much every strip. (I wonder why)

Yeah but don’t all mattresses do that???

So he went wa wa wa all the way home