Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 02, 2012

First comment… Wow Spitsy

How bout a D FENCE?

I’ve heard dogs like carrots. However, I have a rat eating my corn and the neighbourhood cats are useless. I sure could use something right that hunts rodents about now.

Spitsy, you dumb dog.

if you cant beat them you join them.

I heard of another strip where spitsy was hanging upside down from a tree. He was being bullied by squirrels. 11th comment

Spitzy, you daft dumbo!

Spitsy, you are the dummest dog in the world, but acording to the febuary 24, 2002 comic strip, you really are a dog, not some big lump of fur with a microscopic brain. ( OK, his brain probably IS microscopic, but he is a real dog.)

Mr. lincoln will nate get a girlfriend any time soon?

He wants his dog to be a good dog. And maybe he likes carrots. We ran so much as children we would eat anything!

What, Nate’s dad too stingy to buy a fence?

A reg’lar Saint Spitzy of Assisi, is this one!!

It is written: “The best way to destroy your enemy is to make him your friend.”

Nate forgot to say, “Spitzy, you idiot!”

ugh

There was a rat in the trap this morning. Yahoo! Hubby said it was a female so there could be more.

Q: how much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?A: how much spit could spitsy spit if a spitsy was stupid?

Good idea Nate.

My dog loves carrots!

My mother used to have her dachshunds chase the rabbits out of her carrot patch. They dug up and ate more carrots than the rabbits did!

How much could a Woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He could hire someone to build the fence for him.

I thought dogs were carnivores

My dog absolutely LOVES carrots!

spitsy doesn’t seem like a fun dog

What has spitsy not eaten in these comics, from cat poop, to roadkill, to rubber balls, is there no end to this dog’s diet?

Yeah, the fence is the way to go.