Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 25, 2012

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    knight1192a  about 12 years ago

    “Why would I want people to eat pork?”

    The answer is so easy. You want them to eat the other porkers so their less likely to eat you. Come on, think about it. There’s always at least one comedian making this joke about the happy pig, or cow, or fish, or chicken used as a mascot for some ham/pork, beef, chicken, or fish product and the joke is always something like “Yeah right cause we all know their REAL happy you’re going to eat them. NOT!!!” But if you think about it their not happy you’re going to eat them, their happy you’re going to eat their competition so there’s more food for them. So they want you to knock off all the other cows, chickens, pigs, or fish and not them.

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    susan  about 12 years ago

    I hear pigs are cannibals.

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    Darkknight55  almost 4 years ago

    Their slogan is “eat more turkey.”

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    pranav.prasanthvidya2012  2 months ago

    But once Hamhock ate himself.

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