Close to Home by John McPherson for August 20, 2012

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    el8  over 12 years ago

    Neater than a shotgun.

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    RetroJenny  over 12 years ago

    A new invention…..the guilloteen.

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    battle of plattsburgh  over 12 years ago

    A good way to “head off” a potential bad situation.

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    James Hopkins  over 12 years ago

    “And we added a little red paint on the blade for effect.”

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    Plods with ...™  over 12 years ago

    Lends more credence to the phrase… My parents are gonna kill m…you if I’m late

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    DocOmics  over 12 years ago

    Blood stains around the bucket would be even more effective.

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    Poollady  over 12 years ago

    Do you think ther’ll be a second date?

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    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    eerrr, exit stage right…oh just bolt out the back door.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago

    if you change the blade , it’s capable of slicing AND dicing. just look at this batch of julieanne french fries. and tomatoes…..see how paper thin you can slice them.and that’s not all! fingers are EASily sliced off, toes—-gone in a second! just look how fast it can transform this mass of intestines into tripe, ready for the freezer.this handy dandy guilliotine can do it all, and it’s only 19.95.if you order within the next ten minutes, we’ll send you a SECOND guiliotine FREE! . you just pay separate shipping and handling

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    alan.gurka  over 12 years ago

    No, they keep the blade extra sharp so it can cut off any size head.

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    Fogger_man  over 12 years ago

    If that’s what happens when she’s brought home late, I’d hate to think what would happen if she came home pregnant!!!Ouch!

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