Close to Home by John McPherson for August 25, 2012

Are there negative numbers?

Parallel parking is important, but not as important as “not driving into the #&@$*!%# river”!!!!!

Looks like our street this morning; non-stop rain.

Nearly missing that old lady crossing the street and that child on a bicycle doesn’t count against you, but considering you ran a red light and didn’t come to a full complete stop at the 4-way………let’s see…………………………

Lets just say you owe points

Let’s just say your insurance company is going to have to buy me a new car and you have not even gotten your license yet.

Another proud graduate of the Spongebob Squarepants School of Driving.

Relying on the satnav, are we?

It all depends on if there’s a waterfall at the end.