My last fortune cookie said “A good way to stay healthy was to eat more Chinese food.” Another one from a couple years ago said “Your fortune is in another cookie.” LOL!
wanna have some fortune cookie readin fun? everytime you read a fortune cookie…at the end of the fortune cookie sentence, say the words…" in bed " example…..
Templo S.U.D. over 12 years ago
So if there’s a phone number on the back of the slip, I bet it won’t be a very good fortune.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
So what happens after you press one fortune cookie?
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
With Ziggy’s luck it’s probably a 1-900 call
corpcasselbury over 12 years ago
I gotta admit, this one is original!
Lazydoggs3 over 12 years ago
of course I want English this is America for crying out loud!
burleigh2 over 12 years ago
My last fortune cookie said “A good way to stay healthy was to eat more Chinese food.” Another one from a couple years ago said “Your fortune is in another cookie.” LOL!
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
" you will have a bright future….in bed…."