Romney’s future forest ranger trainer. He’ll just need to figure how to sell the trees to China, then import them back with a fee paid to his company for doing it, then sell them for twice what they are actually worth thanks to a few well-placed friends in government. Then hide the profits in the Bahamas.
rockngolfer about 12 years ago
The whip, tell those trees who is the boss, here by using the whip.
tuna1 about 12 years ago
Just fire up a chainsaw. That’ll keep ’em in line.
el8 about 12 years ago
I remember when they were forest rangers, now most of them are just cops.
PICTO about 12 years ago
I think I hear a tree falling…
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
Make them write their own reviews. That’ll keep them busy.
Gray Vinson about 12 years ago
Obviously he has not seen Lord of the Rings.
Digital Frog about 12 years ago
Nice to see they spruced up the place.
Larry Miller Premium Member about 12 years ago
Number one, the larchSomeone had to say it for simpsonfan2They majored if ent-omology.
LingeeWhiz about 12 years ago
I can’t see any forest, but there sure are a lot of trees!
Bargrove about 12 years ago
Wooden you know!
Bargrove about 12 years ago
Lord of the Rings and Monty Python in the same comments. Now that is really neat.
alan.gurka about 12 years ago
Take a whizz on the tree. That’s got to be the ultimate show of who’s the boss.
derlehrer about 12 years ago
“… and don’t be a pussy willow!”
pcolli about 12 years ago
If a park ranger falls, alone, in the forest; does he make a sound?
freeholder1 about 12 years ago
Romney’s future forest ranger trainer. He’ll just need to figure how to sell the trees to China, then import them back with a fee paid to his company for doing it, then sell them for twice what they are actually worth thanks to a few well-placed friends in government. Then hide the profits in the Bahamas.