Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 20, 2012

She said you needed to get some lead in it, too.

He has no rubber for his pencil, either.

Chew marks all over it.

I’ve already pencilled her in for next week.

I think I’d better pencil in some changes.

Oh, if only my pencil could erase the many, many mistakes it helped me make.

They do say that doing it too much can make you deaf.

Not at all Stubs.

All these pencil jokes and no one mentioned wood?

maybe she should go back to using her mechanical pencal…

He ain’t the brightest crayon in the box

To quote Larry Laffer: My pencil is long hard and yellow (directly translated from spanish ofc)

For no particular reason that can be discerned, I’m going to quote the immortal words of B. Kliban: “Stencil, pencil, good king Wencel.”

It might be too small but it’s extra hard. Maybe her pencil case is just too big.

At first , she was drawn to him. then she discovered his sketchy past. And some of his lines were too risque. Then she saw his pad and scratched him off her list when she discovered he had a Karen Carpenter’s pencil instead of a No. 2.

Love this one today – but you know, it’s not always the size of the pencil that matters, it’s what you do with it ;)

Small wood.

Was there a point to all this…?

After I tell him it’s not his pencil that’s too short, what do I do? I still like all his money.

That’s probably a 9B…