Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 10, 2012

It’s hopeless, Rat.

I wonder if there’s a coffee shop in San Antonio with a sign that reads “Remember the à la mode”.

No, Pig, I think Alamo is a fictional Texas beer company.

The last stand for over priced car rentals. Yeah. Oh Alamo. Oh yeah!

if the Alamoron doesn’t work, try going to Hertz Castle

Allemeraine, count to four…

Um, Rat..The Alamo is a bad example..The defenders of the Alamo all died…

Maybe one of Larry’s friends can join him. You know him. Davy. Davy Crock-ett?

Remember, Rat, they all died. Be funny if Pig accidentally offed Rat (who would then undie, of course).

If Rat were to get together all the random junk he has used to hide from the idiots of the world, he could build a mansion. And hide there with all his egotistical intellectualness.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Now, Zebra could possibly use the Alamoron, but the crocs can’t even get him when he’s in his yard, so it’s a tad bit unnecessary.

Tuna, I was waiting for someone to point that out…..

Remember the a la mode….

In this case….‘Standing Your Grown’… would be futile

Ah yes the Alamo, a valiant last stand to protect illegal yankee immigrants who wanted to steal texas from mexico and make it a slave state.

Speaking of this, i get to go to the Little Bighorn Battlefield today. DURING THE WHOLE SCHOOL DAY!!!! YEAUHHHH

Hide in the basement.

What part of “Last Stand” do you fail to grasp? Custer, Travis, Leonidas, Roland just to name a few. sigh I’ll be with Rat if you need me.

Doesnt Rat know the Alamo fell? So he should expect to be over run by morons

I laughed so much it Hertz. Rat really is Enterprise=ing in his ideas. He Probably spent a “Dollar” on the model, Maybe because he’s “Thrifty”. SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!

LOL LOL… Pig is cute.

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I always thought that phrase was meant to be a tribute to Einstein and the Three Stooges; “Remember Al an’ Moe!”

I need an Alamoron! lol

May I see your insurance identification card please?

We should all go to the Kenosha Festival of Cartooning and beat Stephan with a bat for all the bad puns and silliness. Rat would approve.

and here i was thinking the alamoron is about to be incarcerated in a louisiana prison!

Alamoron – isn’t that a 12 step program? Step 1: We are powerless over Morons…

This is the first time I can recall ever having seen rat’s hands. There’s not much to him, is there?

Oh, al-a-moan…….

Is this ol’ cusser’s last stand?

Hey Rat, the defenders of the Alamo all died there you moron. Oh, excuse me, you Alamoron.

i don’t really like this comic because it’s sometimes inapropeit, and i don’t get it.

??????and yet still a better comment than the political and religious crap all the D-bags on here spew everyday!