Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 11, 2012

Um…

Shouldn’t there be a piglet in the stork’s mouth?? After all, it’s a pig’s imagination..

Did Pigita send the doctor to him?

what? no cabbages? that’s where the storks got ’em from after all.

This clarifies a lot about Pig and Pigita’s relationship. The poor fellow is just so ignorant, he can’t hold anything together.Of course, if Pig actually understood the process, it couldn’t be in the funnies.

Fly me to the moonAnd let me play among the babies…Naw, doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Poor, sweet Pig! He puts the pathetic in empathetic.

I think we could do funnies of pig atuallly having a sex life. I just think lots of inuendo and maybe asking if it was bad for piggitta to touch his special if it felt good with a dazzeled look…

Where’s the pun? Doggonnit, there’s always a pun with this kind of a setup.

Yup, just exactly the innocent mentality one should expect Pig to have.

Why is Goat introducing Dr. Tim, an Ob/Gyn for goodness’ sake!, to Pig, of all people/creatures? Pig is surely not preggers, and with his understanding of the “storkey-stork” story, he’s not likely ever to father any offspring, either. What, then, is goat up to?

pigs in a blanket… isn’t that a dish?

I think Goat needs an asprin.

LOL xxx

So I said to her, " I’m not an OB/GYN but I’ll be happy to look into it for you."

love it!

Probably Goat is introducing him to Pig to give him an excuse to say those big words he loves so much…….like OB/GYN or LOL (which I’m assuming we all did?)

I’m sorry, but if Pig is an adult who thinks that babies are brought by a stork then he is indeed ignorant. That’s a big part of what makes him funny; he’s the Gracie Allen of this comic.

In tomorrow’s strip, Pig will ask if “fertility issues” are magazines about gardening.

He should tell Rat that the Doc gets paid to look at women’s privates.

Knowing Pig, he would then ask if he also is paid to look at women’s corporals and sergeants……..

I hope he washed his hands

Ah gives new meaning to “if pigs could fly”

Ah, if only it were that easy. :-(

So storks have to bring all babies. They must be awfully tired.

Another example of Goat’s condescending nature.