Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 01, 2012

Let’s see….Trader Mitts…..

Ladies, I recommend Treat Her Varnes….better stock up!

Whoa… it’s dark in there…

Eggs Benedict Arnold, Top Secret sauce, Chinese 5 Spys Powder…

Broken Pea stalks and Outdated Bush Leeks are both marked down right now.

Quisling Reisling

Throw traitor Eastwood in the slammer for threatening our President.

A brick and mortar branch of Wikileaks perhaps?

In the freezer section we stocked up on the Cold War.

Stop ringing that freakin bell.

Threats shouldn’t get you locked up, but they may (and maybe should) get you watched real close. Too bad John Holmes didn’t get watched closer. It’s not like threats weren’t reported.

Thank you, Melvin!

And…um…. underwriter..

I think you mean JAMES Holmes, don’t you?

Cos John Holmes was watched…. by some people anyway….well, much more closely….or …um… let’s say at closer range …than most…oh never mind….I don’t want you to think I…. um…. know why.