Fred Basset by Alex Graham for September 02, 2012

  1. Amnesia
    Simon_Jester  about 12 years ago

    The AMAZING MR. BassetIt gets the cat gone, buries bones in the lawnIt chase, races, goes after the football, and brings you the paper whenever you call.

    How much would you be willing to pay for this AMAZING home convenience?

    Well, don’t answer, because if you order now, you also get the Basset Weight Loss System. That’s right, turn your back for just one second, and those sausages you left on the table, ( the ones that were gonna go right to your hips ) will be GONE

    NOW, how much would you pay?

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  2. Tourney08c
    Charles Weir  about 12 years ago

    It’s a lot better than Jeffy’s dotted line in “Family Circus.”

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