Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 22, 2012

…and that is why she brought him shopping…

You should have seen that one coming, Ralphie-boy!

They’d go down if she was there alone too. She’s a nasty piece of work. Maybe Ralph will strangle her with those apron strings someday.

that was cold . But I liked it . and she is not nasty just quick

If she was nice all the time, there’d be nothing to read. I know couples who play “mean” all the time and they have a great relationship.

Since she rides shotgun, she will help.

Big sale today at Lead Ingots ’R Us.

zing…

I firmly believe that, one way or another, mean comments will come out. Better they show themselves when tensions are low than in the heat of battle. For example, my wife said , “How dare you” to me about something I don’t even remember, I retorted, “How dare you how dare me.”. I then acknowledged we were both joking, but then said that some of the stupidest things are said in the heat of battle.

Any who are not mature enough to handle things before they mushroom out of control deserve their misery, IMHO.

Perhaps a blanket statement like the above is out of line, as there as many extenuating circumstances as there are comics fans. I know, “How Dare Me!”

You need a SUV or pickup to really shop at the club.

Burned!