The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 04, 2012

Jenny cannot be trusted, Pig.

SPF 0 (extra crispy).

Self basting beach tray remember low and slow indirect heat

Ahh…a Luau! (sp?)

Make sure you rotis yourself, I don’t want you raw on one side and burnt on the other.

Pigs can,t sweat… Must be the juices. Mmmmm, juices.

You better go and save your bacon.

Jenny needs a push-up bra top.

Jenny doesn’t look like a black widow.

Jenny doesn’t give a spit. She’ll give new meaning to porking up when it’s done.

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer used butter as suntan oil.

Insert it in your mouth piggie.

I think that’s the same reason why pigs don’t last long as firefighters.

The other “Red Meat”?

I guess Jenny-O is branching out into pork now.

notsoastute: Sorta, on artificial lakes.

It’s so hot out here I could roast!

Mmmm, slow roasted pig…. [drool]

Don’t start the bar-b-que wars here. Every region thinks they have the best bar-b-que. Plus I have tried Eastern North Carolina food ( It can’t be classified as cuisine.) Even the bar-b-qued pork was bland and the vinegar base sauce was not very tasty.

It’s kind of hard to imagine that someone with a sweet, old-fashioned name like “Jenny” could be capable of such perfidy. Still, I think this situation would make for a memorable episode of “Who the Bleep Did I Marry?”

Makin’ bacon on the beach!

Ah! I see now! Jenny, I got your number!867-5309

Jenny likes HANGIN" out at the beach. Maybe Rat shows up with a baseball bat and saves the pig??

Jenny Craig must be backsliding

I was at the beach with my sister, who is a bit overweight and some teenagers were saying the most meanspirited things.

Don’t forget the pineapple for his gut.