Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 07, 2012

Helen used to dance on bar tops after professionally.Now, after a couple of banana daiquiris, she performs on top of anything.

Herbert doesn’t suspect that she’s practicing for her table dancing debut this Saturday at Moe’s Pub.

She’s been known to, given the right amount of daiquiris.

Thought she was doing her Ethel Merman impression.

Nananabooboo!

Her anti veritgo meds must have kicked in. Dancing Queen way above 17

Remember………..only yesterday, Bev was trying to drum up some enthusiasm for…um….uh…a festival to celebrate…um…well, I guess I’m the puritan here! Just peek back to yesterday, IMudd.

@SusanSunshine

By the way, I must tell you how impressed I was with your new yurt (I keep wanting to say yogurt, for some reason…). When we received it at WWOI, of course it was in a giant shipping crate. Apparently, they shipped it in it’s extended position. A lot of money could have been saved if they had only folded it together. Anyway, that must give you thousands more square footage, but, you know what they say……nature abhors a vacuum! The larger the space, the more you’ll accumulate. I shudder to think what will happen if the space is infinite…….

Well, Helen has it all over me. I can barely keep my balance on the sidewalk without falling flat on my face! Here she is, lauding it all over Herbert, breaking the heirloom lamp and scratching the antique table in the process…..

….but, those are some legs on that antique!

Linguist, if it was the banana daiquiris, she’d have supernatural balance — the spirits would be in charge.

balance wont help if a table leg goes…

Now you wouldn’t want her to just sit in her chair and only remember how good she was. Its quality not quantity. Girls just want to have fun.

Hey! I can balance on a table better than that!………………….someone show me which one is the table!

Hey! Nobody told me there was table dancing on Ballard Street. I’m hooked – or hooking up – or hooking. Anyway, I’m there!

Last time I tried that I feel down!

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Where’s Tigressy?

Lower center of gravity.

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AAAAand from my home state…

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Y’all have a great (say it with me) HUMP DAAAY!

Hi Plods! Have a great day!