Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 28, 2012

No newts is good newts.

At least she didn’t turn you into a newt.

Yes. Yes, I did. I thought your newt was most charming, so I took it.Now, you may console yourself by softly chanting, no newts is good newts!

Newt Gingrich?

She should be happy her problems are minute.

Newtered, perhaps?

One eye of newt needed.

Paranoia at an early age?

Sorry….I needed it for a recipe.

Just get a new newt, but make sure the new newt is neutered.

@kid in the window:

You know not what you ask for.Most of us don’t care to hear from Newt ever again.Be careful for what you wish for-you just might get it.Not missed at all when not having to see his diabolical grin.

@INGSOC

Thanks for that definition of Newt.Noticed the (s), making salamander plural.O.K. with Newt.Thinks reeps are superior to the rest of us.Good to see you again, ING.

I’m also a cat burglar.

Bah. Newt Gingrich bleibt mir gestohlen.

America— Stand beside her and guide her through the night with a light from above.

“All the newts that fit to reed”- The F A Press . . . . ☻

Re: SHARK EXPERT PERRY W. GILBERT WITH MAKO SHARK (THE BAHAMAS, 1960)They obviously saw eye to eye on matters Isurus oxyrinchus.

fig newts are to good to pass up…

Five years ago i would not have truly understood what Fitzgerald was saying.Today i am trying to catch and salvage as many of those bits and pieces of my old world as i can.At times its like trying to catch a swarm of gnats on a breezy day…

your newt’s in Tampa.

@INGSOC

Thanks much for your cautionary warning to posters at the other strip on 8/27. Seems you may have noticed unrest there on the 24th.

Never know what mayhem may result from posts there, and have deemed it best to go MIA in further action, as seems to be the case with another poster on the receiving end there 8/24.Thanks for warning to others.

No honey, Newt came willingly.

T., the pancake functions are waaay cool!! :o) Oh, and check your text under the Beguinage posting.

Hey Shirley Temple…lighten up He could have stolen YOU

The hands look like they could be by Charles Addams or Gahan Wilson.

The “Not Without a Washer” card is a shortwave QSL card. Amateurs, ham operators and such make them and trade them to promote when they’re on.

Anyone know anything about “NO! NO! NOT WITHOUT A WASHER!” ?

Re;SCHOOL ASKS DEAF PRESCHOOLER TO CHANGE HIS SIGN LANGUAGE NAMEIf a kid is born missing, say, three fingers so when he/she waves ‘bye bye’ the hand would look like a gun…Would the school say he should have his hand amputated?

Teresa,I may be risking a visit from Vlad but in several reviews you’ve been describe as writing like a middle age man.Now I know you use a lot of tools, but, perhaps, these could help.BIC Cristal For Her Ball PenNot sure check the reviews

Alas, I am disconsolate! !:50 AM CDT, 29 VIII 12, and no sign of a new-for-Wednesday FA, not even in the FB “Lame Announcements and Updates”!

Re Blog (Deaf Child):.But if it’s OK to own guns as adults, children are going to want them and maybe even take their father’s gun to school and destroy a few classmates. What harm can two fingers do? I think the education authorities are in need of education.

Isaac Newtonzzzzzz’s to you Ms T

R. I. Humberd ???? WOW !!! Who wooda’ thunk it?

Re: Ambergris. Wow, one more thing to look for as I comb the local beaches.In that photo it looks like he is holding a piece of rustic sour dough batard.Hey Teresa, check the title for typo…..it reads amGergris.

I love the daily nail!