Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 25, 2012

I heard McDonald’s starts Monopoly today

Yeah, the toy would have lured him alright…

How did he die with a smile? And how did the crocs manage to make anything die at ALL!!

Must be a gnu meal.

Any meal I don’t have from McDonald’s is a happy meal.

No gnus is good gnus I always say.

No zeebas hurt in drawing dis.

What did those idiots do this time, catch a stuffed antelope some taxidermist had a little fun with? What’s next, we find out tomorrow it was also set up to look like it was doing the hula? Or it was holding the gun that killed it in it’s paws?

Whats amazing is they could kill anything.

I wonder where they bought that?

Wehn gnus are outlawed, only outlaws will hvae gnus.

Judging by Zebra’s face, no doubt it’s a real prey. Must have been a road kill or something….

They probably went dumpster diving and found it.. The crocks aren’t to smart are they? Well the wife and son are but not them. Even his father left because of his stupidity. Well life goes on doesn’t it?

When the crocs first moved into the neighborhood, years ago, they did kill some antelope. Maybe another one of those dropped by. Or maybe Pastis will have another explanation in the next couple of strips.

The tire marks ruined the hide.

You have to admit, the dead gazelle does look happy.

They must have bought that gnu at CrocstCo..

Wait…those idiots actually caught something?

Nice, Senex.

Yoo deeserve a zeeba today

Ohhhhh….

Crocs dat got to eet 2!

maybe it’s a take out gazelle

The crocs finally killed something? I thought they were inane.

Happy Meal with a stuffed Gazelle, Ernest Hemingway would love it.

Have Stephan been getting ideas from Buni? That was sick and disturbing!

Wildebeest ever lure anyone to the crocs’ place?

Maybe they used Smylex to make sure it died smiling.(Name that reference!)

Happy Meal??? Give a Big Mac and then they something to go for, BTW Larry you should give that happy meal to Junior.

How’d they manage to kill it?

is it me or are the alligators the best plz make more

This is the date of my bday :|